Journals

Unique XP awards you've earned:
50   dreams of before     Was it all just a dream?
200  furnace              Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
500  shoggoth tunnels     Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
175  agnes' secret        Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
800  Edith's dolly        Returned Edith's dolly to her.
50   Father Flannigan     Gave some orphans a reason to live.
350  drug dealer          First one's free, kid!
350  baby farmer          Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth.
250  baby back ribs       A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion.
350  baby back ribs pt2   For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed.
200  apotheosis           Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
150  intern               Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
125  hitler               Found the final solution to the criminal problem.
500  gun dealer           Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.
500  enlightenment        Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery.
100  demon killer         Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
100  hostage              Took a hostage at gunpoint.
50   heathkit             Made a stoner's life a little easier. Good job, I guess?
150  orphan hunter        Killed a hundred diseased orphans for the Gein Foundation.
600  matter compiler      Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
500  electrical engineer  Restored power to the Slagtown subway station.
1000 chud genocide        Murdered every chud in the sewers.
100  moonshiner           Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
400  nodachi              Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
100  fishkeeper           Kept sea creatures imprisoned in your apartment for fun.
500  UFO Mechanic         Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim.
200  belly of the beast   Wading through a horde of the undead.
500  bad lieutenant       Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
350  egg harvest          Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
150  charnold             Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
500  brundlechud          Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
1    Lumberjackin'        Have you been lumberjackin', boy?
50   eye contact          Made eye contact with someone far, far away.
50   Rashomon             Returned Ghost Dog's paperback.
300  fightclub            Passed the Fight Club initiation.
300  family counselling   You made a family whole again.
500  crack bomber         Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
50   Roshi                Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
650  turing award         10 PRINT 'UR GAY' 20 GOTO 10
50   munitions supply     Supplied with munitions by Null.
450  null's salvation     Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null.
250  cousteau             Explored the abandoned sealab.
500  sealab flooder       Killed the deep one abomination, and flooded the sealab.
600  liberator            Reunited the peasant sisters in botany bay.
450  WOPR                 Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game.
900  quaid                Started the reactor.
600  redneck nuker        yeehaa! kablooey!
300  talkradio            Killed the insane racist talk radio host.
650  oil baron            Refined and sold some gasoline from the refinery.
150  bonepanther's friend Made friends with a VERY large kitty.
400  siege survivor       Survived the assault on Precinct 13.
150  neurosurgeon         It ain't rocket science.
250  master burglar       Stole a shitload of TVs for Mung.
800  Colony Conqueror     Her reign of terror comes to an end.
300  buddha on the road   Met buddha on the road.  Killed him.
1500 missile commander    Launched the Colossus missile. You inhuman bastard.
500  ka9q                 Decoded a message from space.
200  distress call        Found the source of the Coventry broadcast.
200  diary of a madman    Turned over the warden's diary.
300  an unlikely seamster Brought materials to Remington.
250  phil's story         Uncovered 3David's past and his family's fate.
300  chimaeraslayer       Cleaned the gene pool of the hideous Chimaera.
500  tesla                Triggered the mighty earthquake machine.
150  glorified errand boy Was conned into jumping through hoops for some crazy old guy.
300  Belding              Killed the leader of the karnivores and took his jacket.
500  spider stomper       Destroyed the fearsome Spider Mastermind.
250  borealis crewman     Completed all the duties assigned to you by a grumpy robot.
400  gorton's fisherman   Slew the Kraken.  Fishsticks for all!
300  sleeper escort       Brought a sleeper from the screamer base back to Weezer.
125  As Above             Took in the view at the top of the AXON radio antenna.
600  heracles             Dragged the Cerberus past the gates of Hades.
500  Widowmaker           Robbed a female red widow of its meal.
400  hellboy              Killed the Hellboy and took his gun.
500  gourmand             Satisfied the idiotic, petty gustatory desires of Ricardo.
400  sacrifice            Appeased the volcano god.
500  Nail in the Coffin   Dracula's flow is no more. Hey, nice gloves.
100  Usagi Yojimbo        The rabbit died. And dropped a hosaka daikatana.
300  KKK                  Burned a cross on Dr. Kigabe's doorstep.
350  corporate espionage  Stole secret documents from the Mormons.
250  corporate counter-es Recovered Weyland-Utani's stolen technology.
1000 ronin                Got the case out of W-U for Slim.
300  BSI admittance       Gained admittance to a long-closed institute of higher learning.
750  Deforester           The forces of pollution have nothing on the likes of you!
500  Tentacular           Was it worth it? Really?
1000 gleaming the cube    Survived the monstrous CUBE. No one will ever believe you.
1000 scoop of a lifetime  You haven't covered wars, but you may as well have.
150  big brother          Big Brother is now watching.
250  stream crosser       Crossed the streams.  That's bad.
800  EOD                  ka-boom
400  will smith           Shot down a damn UFO!  BOO-YA, ALIEN BITCH!
600  commodus             Earned the title of Colosseum Champion.
50   pinkslip             Got fired. Literally.
500  rampage              Did lots of obviously naughty things.
50   Star Wars            Collected all the Star Wars figures.
70   septuagenarian       Hit the big 7-0. Where did the years go?
80   octogenarian         Made it to your 80th birthday. You're farting dust.
90   nonagenarian         You're in your 90s. Willard Scott's people are sending you letters.
100  centenarian          You passed the 100 year mark! Just die already, someone wants your apartment.
150  youtube material     administered an alternative urine therapy to a heart attack victim
50   butterfingers        oops
100  Bungle Tungler       Did the unthinkable and impossible - tungled the bungle.
300  Reactionary Violence Put an end to the permanent revolution
300  radder than Radczek  Stopped the meteorite hunter.
300  Gasoline Struggle    Showed R.V. his shelf-life
100  airlocked            Died in the frigid hell of hard vacuum.
75   The Sarlac           provided yet another ending
100  Ben Solo             killed your father(?)
You've had 107/149 unique experiences, for 37391/71726 XP.

Achievements

Unique XP awards you've earned:
50   prank caller         Inquired as to the whereabouts of a certain Heywood Jablome.
50   soylent feast        Nothing beats the home made stuff!
25   david motari         That was mean.
1    butcher              Butchered the meat of your victims for sale as food.
100  thuggin              Jacked some poor clone for his credit.
50   cancer cure          Discovered a non-cure for cancer.
10   kitten killer        Didn't think of the kittens, wanker.
50   wingnut              Put the blame where it belongs.
5    macgyver             It's a little recipe I use in emergencies.
20   conet                Intercepted the conch shell transmission.
1    whore                Sold your body to the night.  ROXANNE!
1    James Kopp           Saved the unborn by murdering a doctor.
1    baby killer          Terminated an inconvenient pregnancy.
600  satanist!            Made a reputation for flamboyant evil.
1    cherry popper        Devirginized someone.
25   Yogi Style           You're a regular Hanna Barbarian.
50   businessman          Got dressed up for a busy day in the post-collapse world... What?
100  finish him!          Executed fifty fatalities.
150  otaku                Made a tamagotchi happy.  You loser.
1    golden shower        Watering for sport.
100  air supply           Brought the gate trooper his favorite album.
50   date rape            Made sweet love to that special passed-out something.
5    burger run           Brought a chudburger to Commander Andy
100  fisherman            Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
50   he-man               Smashed a cinder block with your BARE HANDS.
150  demolition man       Helped clear the rubble in the maas subway.
1    the clap             Contracted an unfortunate social disease.
1    chick diddler        You did WHAT?
1    medic                Made a living helping the ill and disabled.
150  high roller          Gambled your way to high-roller status.
50   scientist            For SCIENCE!
100  shotgun santa        A true advocate of HellMOO.
25   indiana jones        Hater of nazis, finder of treasure.
200  fashion model!       Tried out a bunch of different outfits.
25   schoolgirl           Dressed up like a schoolgirl.
100  the freeman          In this, as all things, The Freeman excels!
50   bad dream            Fucked your own dad in a dream.  What the hell, man?
25   rats off to ya       Killed the legendary gangman Rat Fatzo in your dreams.
150  mr. hands            Dreaming of horses.
150  soulthief            Trapped some poor sucker's soul in a pentagram.
1    career fisherman     Made a living catching and selling fish.
200  ghostbuster          You are seriously not afraid of no ghost.
25   beefalo tipper       Had some fun at the beefalo's expense.  You jackass.
500  mad scientist!       Made a reputation as a mad scientist.
50   fonzie               You restarted the jukebox in the bar. You're so goddamn cool.
100  curly moustache      oh he's so pringles
9    penectomy            Hope it was worth it.
50   gitmo                Showed them terrorists what you think of their god.
25   bum a smoke          Bummed a smoke to a chobo.  You mensch!
13   Pope Hugger          Crocodylus Pontifex
600  eureka!              Discovered a manufacturing process.
250  bounty hunter        Iced ten bounty targets for Fat Ratzo.
150  hobbyist             Spent your time collecting a bunch of momentos.
1    veteran ghostbuster  Made a living busting ghosts.
500  the postman          Keven Costner has nothing on you.
1    utility worker       Made a living repairing the city's utilities.
25   zombified            Returned from the grave as a pitiful zombie.
150  budd dwyer           Hey man, nice shot.
100  kurt                 You hate yourself and want to die.
50   crocodile hunter     Went for a swim with a bull stingray.
300  racketeer            Offered 'protection' to a local business.
450  crime boss!          Made a reputation as a hardcore criminal.
500  mount fisty          Climbed treacherous Mount Fisty. Go you!
25   tourist              Watched the Bose-Warwick Planetarium lightshow.
150  out of my world      Discovered the coordinates of an alien star system.
50   giblets              Showered the area with gibs.
400  gruesome             Killed a grue in a gruesome way.
150  con artist           Talked a citizen out of some money.
100  vampire slayer       Sent a bloodsucker back to Hell.
250  geocacher            Found ten geocaches.
300  explorer!            You've been all over the place.
100  beacon repairman     Fixed a useless beacon light. Good work, fleshpile. 
150  robot repairman      Went through a lot of trouble to fix a grumpy robot. Good work, meatsack!
1    candiru              Shared your urethra with the candiru fish.
150  millionaire          Made a million clams, in the parlance of our times.
1    scam artist          Made a living scamming people out of their credit.
100  bully                You were a total dick to some poor nerd.
350  basement dweller     Fell victim to crowbar's trap.
1    emo                  lol.
800  slayer of cerberus   Down, boy.
100  black box            Discovered the fate of flight 714.
800  bad ass!             You're a baaaaaad motha.
10   oh the humanity      Broke a bottle of vintage wine. Why?!
50   ray parker jr.       When a fridge asks if you're a god, you say yes.
1    dork                 cast the one ring into the fires of mount fisty. dork.
300  between a rock and a Extinguished Rock Hardplace's flame.
100  cop killer           Offed a cop.  You hard mothafucka you.
350  cannon               Fired a live grenade from the cannon on the pirate ship.
400  mad bomber!          You're the midnight bomber...what bombs at midnight.
500  Heart of Darkness    When you gaze into the abyss...
100  academic             Teaching at the top of your field.
120  Killed Dolora        Killed Sky Raider Dolora.
120  Killed Charl         Killed Sky Raider Charl.
250  Killed Kalt          Killed Sky Commisar Kalt. Damn.
100  milker               Collected milk from the source.
50   tentacle sex         Did it the way the gods of Japan intended: with tentacles.
100  the furnisher        Used your surroundings to finish the job.
1    miner                Made a living mining and selling (valuable) rocks.
75   sky pirate           stole an aircraft and sold it for scrap
100  SRS                  Had your genitalia reorganized.
1    teabagger            I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
50   sinless              Cast the first stone.
100  mile high club       Sex on a plane!
800  good shepherd        Disposed of mother and child.
150  Nerdsecution         Sent those nerds a message!
90   Killed Larry         Stopped Sky Raider Larry from maintaining the radar.
250  resistance runner    Armed the Carcinoma resistance fighters.
75   basejumper           Parachuted off a building.  Wow.
50   over the top         Won an arm-wrestling match.
50   the serenest         Won a staring contest.
250  freakbane            Zed's dead, baby.
1    griefer              Killed another player.  You big tough manly man.
1    skipper              Skipped a stone across the water.
100  pac man              Munched on a ghost.
75   huffer               Dumb enough to huff paint.
1    bleach boys          I'm so bored I'm drinkin' bleach
1    potty trained        You peed in the potty!  Good baby!
1    defiler              Defiled a corpse.  Sexually.  You're not proud of it.
50   breeder              The miracle of childbirth!
1    superman             Drug induced defenestration.
250  insane!              Eight million ways to die.
50   served               Served someone on the dance floor.
1    retroactive autoabor Took the easy way out. Coward.
25   The Lynndie          Pew pew! Put on your freedom hood!
1    seppuku              Took the honorable way out.
150  bloodsucker          Had a taste of the red stuff.
50   Andrew Meyer         Got brutalized by the police.
25   old man of the sea   Teach a man how to fish, and he'll lock those poor suckers up in a fishtank.
1    fireman              Put out a fire with the power of pee.
25   samurai              crazy fuckin' ninja
1    the airing           Aired your grievances in front of the festivus pole.
1    cybersex             Jacked in and got off.
1    feeding tube         Did it Terri Schiavo-style.
50   d-p                  It's not gay if there's vagina in between.
250  pervert!             Made a reputation as a disgusting pervert.
69   69                   HUALHULUGALUHGA
1    gloryhole            Performed a public service at the toilet stalls.
1    Nazkar               Sharpton Projects - Ghosts in Apartment 204
1    art frahm            Science can't explain celery's panty powers.
100  sackmaster           Master of the hackysack.
150  professor            What are you teaching today?
25   bullseye!            Hit the bullseye in a game of darts.
151  collector            God, your life is pathetic.
200  Killed Delacroix     Killed Sky Captain Delacroix.
250  Killed Kristof       Killed Sky Commisar Kristof. Fuck yes.
250  Killed Jessica       Killed Sky Commisar Jessica. Christ yeah.
300  Killed Dienes        Killed Sky Marshall Dienes. Holy shit, what?!
250  Killed Brunhilde     Killed Sky Commisar Brunhilde. God Damn.
250  Killed Liesl         Killed Sky Commisar Liesl. Hell of yeah
1    bukkake              Received a Japan-style shower of friendship.
500  pinball wizard       Sure played a mean pinball
7    The R Crumb          Like a couple of dang spider monkeys..
200  celebrity            Signed some memorabilia for your biggest fan.
250  treated her like gol you think im happy right now? IM NOT
1    etiquette            learned in the way of ETIQUETTE
200  40 Year Old Virgin   You're so lame.
1    slave driver         Made a living working as a slaver for Moneybags. What a dick.
1    cowcatcher           Hit by a train!
1    led balloon          OH THE HUMANITY! (Destroyed the Das Kochenhammer)
69   minge binge!         What a nice smelling nice smell.
250  welcome to earth     Got hit by a meteor. Dumbass.
100  master's blade       disciplined the foolish
200  raising shell        The terror of North Beach!
400  mob doc              Used your medical skills to help a fugitive escape justice.
400  jailbreak            Broke out of panopticon and survived.
50   first responder      You're not allowed to die 'til I let you.
50   prison chef          Learned Flare's occult secrets.
100  la terreur           Take that, Robespierre!
300  huntlamp             so which is it? Leech or Lamprey?
500  no-lifer             Wow. Seriously, why though?
150  genetic operator     for your steadfast dedication to the Medgentech corporation.
1    happyfood            Eaten by a tiny happy friend.
50   red ribbon           Discovered the ancient African AIDS cure.
1    frogger              The police dog has no idea what to do!
100  borat                Freed your country.
350  hit man              Committed murder for hire.
You've had 176/236 achievements, for 22738/31512 XP.

Kills

Unique XP awards you've earned:
48   offed an orphan      -agnes fuck you
24   neutralized a small  He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers!
40   offed a wild dog     Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!!
96   executed a bully     Found a bully and executed it.
24   euthanized an old fa Found an old man and murdered it.
96   slew a crackhead     I just wanted a rock...
24   killed a crack baby  Found a crack baby and killed it.
16   slaughtered a citize But... his stuff.
8    murdered an offsprin Found an offspring and murdered it.
24   snuffed a satanist   Found a satanist and snuffed it.
120  executed a zombie    'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night...
48   slew a slagtown monk Who is the alpha male now?
24   killed a hospital pa He's out of his misery.
24   slaughtered a hentai How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
96   offed a porcuswine   Found a porcuswine and offed it.
40   snuffed a truck stop Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog? A: A spelling Bee!!!!
40   killed a chicken     Found a chicken and killed it.
80   killed a chud        Found a chud and killed it.
160  slew a nippo-knight  Actually, the term would be 'Samurai'.
96   slaughtered a chobo  No sigrits for him!
24   neutralized an escap Killbot found him.
48   neutralized a giant  Found a giant rat and neutralized it.
24   slew a sewer beetle  Found a sewer beetle and slew it.
96   wasted a red chud    It's like a chud. Only red.
208  slew a shoggoth spaw Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it.
64   dispatched a sea chu Beware the wrath of Grath!
8    murdered a kitten    You wanker.
24   slew a devil's tower Found a devil's towers occupant and slew it.
96   murdered a tusker    Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog.
24   wasted a libra dwell Found a libra dweller and wasted it.
24   griefed a humanitymo With love from Acee
112  offed a redneck      It puts the lotion on its skin.
32   neutralized a stoner 420 KILL POTHEADS EVERY DAY
48   offed a neo-vicky    Found a neo-vicky and offed it.
24   neutralized a gateke Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it.
40   slaughtered a sentry Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it.
24   dispatched a juicer  Made juice out of a juicer.
208  executed a hepcat    So hip, daddy-o.
64   neutralized a chukka Found a chukka and neutralized it.
80   executed a nipposerv Found a nipposervulant and executed it.
80   slew a babymomma     You dun tuk her bebby away!
24   dispatched a molegul Found a molegull and dispatched it.
72   dispatched an otaku  WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?
104  banished a poltergei An invisible man, sleeping in your bed
72   offed a gangland cit Found a gangland citizen and offed it.
24   dispatched a clown   What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement?
120  murdered a racist    I'll getcha neegras!
144  slaughtered an armor Found an armordillo and slaughtered it.
72   offed a beefalo      Mmmmm.... ribwich.
144  dispatched a mime    Found a mime and dispatched it.
64   snuffed a scumbag    Found a scumbag and snuffed it.
120  murdered an alligato Found an alligator and murdered it.
176  executed a crocodile Found a crocodile and executed it.
80   murdered a caiman    Found a caiman and murdered it.
24   murdered a carnie    Found a carnie and murdered it.
120  killed a mall zombie Found a mall zombie and killed it.
80   offed a nerdling     Found a nerdling and offed it.
8    offed a bladefish    Found a bladefish and offed it.
24   slew a weezerite     Found a weezerite and slew it.
200  neutralized a romper Found a romper and neutralized it.
168  offed a lobstrosity  You're gonna need a LOT of butter.
24   snuffed a prisoner   Shank n' Bank
240  slaughtered an invad Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it.
400  murdered an ice yeti Found an ice yeti and murdered it.
400  killed a rimerot gri Found a rimerot grizzly and killed it.
104  murdered a nippoinit Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it.
120  slaughtered a nippoa Found a nippoacolyte and slaughtered it.
40   killed a spectre     Found a spectre and killed it.
32   offed a mountain pas Found a mountain pass bandit and offed it.
176  slaughtered a yeti   Found a yeti and slaughtered it.
264  murdered a deep one  Dagon will not be pleased with you.
304  slew a 108 dragon th Found a 108 dragon thug and slew it.
72   slew an ITLAPD pirat Sent an ITLAPD pirate to Davy Jones' Locker.
400  murdered a karnivore FUKKED WIT DA KARNOVORES
160  offed a bleachrat    Found a bleachrat and offed it.
40   neutralized a gulfpu Found a gulfpup and neutralized it.
400  chopped a treeman    Tore down a treeman. TIMBER!
400  crushed a giant ant  It feels good to have one foot on top.
400  wasted an antopotamu Found an antopotamus and wasted it.
32   dispatched a ghost   Who ya gonna call?
80   slaughtered a pregna Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it.
160  executed a FCEF rook Found a FCEF rookie and executed it.
224  wasted a phagelab zo You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller
24   snuffed a bull sting In memory of the Hunter!
72   snuffed a mutant sha Jawsome!
56   wasted a radscorpion Found a radscorpion and wasted it.
24   killed a chestburste Get away from her, you bitch!
336  slaughtered a toxic  Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it.
72   wasted an assaulting Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it.
400  slaughtered a raider Found a raider boss and slaughtered it.
400  killed a diablo seco Found a diablo seco engineer and killed it.
400  defeated a giant ant Overpowered the ant queen's guards.
50   slew an ant larva    Eliminating the brood one hatchling at a time.
280  slaughtered a monstr Found a monstrosity and slaughtered it.
352  neutralized a drilli Found a drilliac and neutralized it.
32   executed a river squ Found a river squid and executed it.
96   murdered a googleped Found a googlepede and murdered it.
120  neutralized an obser Found an observatory zombie and neutralized it.
400  offed a jigsurgeon   Found a jigsurgeon and offed it.
352  offed a grindroid    Found a grindroid and offed it.
40   snuffed a cave spide Found a cave spider and snuffed it.
24   wasted a lurleener   Found a lurleener and wasted it.
300  killed a basilisk    Monster.
400  killed an apex basil Found an apex basilisk and killed it.
24   dispatched a mountai Found a mountain ram and dispatched it.
24   slew a cave slug     Managed to kill one of them...
400  slew an ashbeast     Found an ashbeast and slew it.
400  dispatched a mutant  Found a mutant firefighter and dispatched it.
200  neutralized an arach Found an arachno and neutralized it.
400  slew an arachnotron  Shot at an arachnotron until it died.
400  killed a master vamp You don't belong in this world!
220  dispatched a satanist nun
160  killed a stranglevin Strangle THIS *grabs dick*
400  slew a karnivore sen Found a karnivore senior and slew it.
24   killed a human monst Found a human monster and killed it.
400  neutralized a mutant Found a mutant footballer and neutralized it.
24   wasted a drunk sailo Found a drunk sailor and wasted it.
120  dispatched a sailor  Found a sailor and dispatched it.
24   executed a jungle mo Found a jungle monkey and executed it.
400  executed a tortuga c Found a tortuga corsair and executed it.
120  executed an island n Found an island native and executed it.
280  offed a macromite    Found a macromite and offed it.
40   dispatched a crab    Found a crab and dispatched it.
400  smashed a giant mang CRAAAB BATTLE!
128  slaughtered a commun Found a communist farmer and slaughtered it.
24   neutralized a water  to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee;
400  executed a great old Found a great old one and executed it.
320  executed a blue scre Found a blue screamer and executed it.
192  killed a necropolis  Found a necropolis zombie and killed it.
72   slaughtered a cave b Found a cave bandit and slaughtered it.
40   murdered a chuman    Found a chuman and murdered it.
160  murdered a giant cav AHHHHH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS
250  fragged an FCEF sold Found an FCEF soldier and fragged them.
160  murdered a necropoli Found a necropolis treasure hunter and murdered it.
144  snuffed a chomo guar Found a chomo guard and snuffed it.
240  wasted a boomer zomb Found a boomer zombie and wasted it.
40   executed a communist Found a communist officer and executed it.
40   slew a communist sol Found a communist soldier and slew it.
40   executed a communist Found a communist radio person and executed it.
16   murdered a bunny     Found a bunny and murdered it.
400  smashed a silicate t From life to loess.
300  slew a tentacle rape In porn, this would be impossible before it had its way with you.
240  executed an adolesce Found an adolescent dino and executed it.
320  killed a small dinos Found a small dinosaur and killed it.
400  slew a mutant bootle Found a mutant bootlegger and slew it.
24   snuffed a colosseum  A fat guy in a gulfhound suit.
400  neutralized an adult Tyranosaurus Reich
400  slaughtered a large  Mega Sore-Ass
200  exorcized an apparit Found an apparition and murdered it.
24   wasted a lammergier  Found a lammergier and wasted it.
160  dispatched an angry  That fucking soda machine had it coming.
24   killed a robot monst Found a robot monster and killed it.
120  neutralized a celebr TOM CRUISE MISSILE HITS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE
250  murdered an alien in Bleep bloop. SKEEBLE!
400  slew a rock turtle   Cowabunga!
72   snuffed a pirate     Found a pirate and snuffed it.
40   murdered a ship rat  Found a ship rat and murdered it.
400  offed a nullianac    Found a nullianac and offed it.
400  executed a gulfhound Found a gulfhound and executed it.
320  wasted a glass tree  Found a glass tree and wasted it.
24   wasted a Mormon      Found a Mormon and wasted it.
24   wasted a radome tech Found a radome technician and wasted it.
400  slaughtered a radome Found a radome security guard and slaughtered it.
400  neutralized a radome Found a radome security officer and neutralized it.
240  slew a radome scient Found a radome scientist and slew it.
400  neutralized a sky pi He was no Vyse.
400  neutralized a sky pi Found a sky pirate commissar and dusted them.
24   dispatched a CSS int Found a CSS intsec agent and dispatched it.
24   neutralized a rattle Found a rattlesnake and neutralized it.
88   executed a DeadBot   Found a DeadBot and executed it.
96   dispatched a chuman  Found a chuman guard and dispatched it.
96   neutralized a vampir Found a vampire bat and neutralized it.
48   destroyed a Necropol Found a DeadBot in the Necropolis and executed it.
400  murdered an ARACHNOT Found an ARACHNOTRON and murdered it.
400  killed a Milton      Found a Milton and killed it.
400  killed a Sir         Found a Sir and killed it.
400  snuffed a HappyFrien Found a HappyFriend and snuffed it.
400  killed a genmac      Found a genmac and killed it.
400  neutralized a rage   Found a rage and neutralized it.
400  murdered an Ilids    Found an Ilids and murdered it.
280  murdered a biomechan Found a biomechanical freak and murdered it.
24   slew a vulture       Found a vulture and slew it.
32   dispatched a chomolo Found a chomologist and dispatched it.
184  slew a tankboy       Found a tankboy and slew it.
176  wasted a chomoninja  Found a chomoninja and wasted it.
240  slaughtered a freak  Found a freak citizen and slaughtered it.
24   dispatched a consume There's just no joke funny enough.
320  killed a grizzly     Found a grizzly and killed it.
24   neutralized a vampir You can't fight the Thirst forever.
208  murdered a choboss   Found a choboss and murdered it.
64   wasted a bat         That guy was driving me bananas. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
80   killed a cave chukka Found a cave chukka and killed it.
400  dispatched a sky pir Drachma would be proud.
400  junked a junker      Worth five cents at your local recycling center!
400  slaughtered the cham Killed the mighty chambocabra.
400  slaughtered an abomi Found an abomination locale guard and slaughtered it.
384  neutralized a mold b Found a mold beast and neutralized it.
400  offed a mold boss    Found a mold boss and offed it.
240  dispatched a rock le Found a rock leech and dispatched it.
24   dispatched a luskent Found a luskentryan child and dispatched it.
24   neutralized a lusken Found a luskentryan adult and neutralized it.
200  slew a war veteran   Found a war veteran and slew it.
40   executed a yacatisma Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it.
24   slaughtered a parrot It's only pining for the fjords!
80   murdered an angry ne Found an angry nerd and murdered it.
400  killed a sandworm    Walk without rhythm.
24   executed a scorpion  Found a scorpion and executed it.
160  dispatched an abomna Found an abomnation consumer and dispatched it.
40   executed a player em Found a player emulating monster and executed it.
56   neutralized a chobo  Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it.
184  chopped a chutney    Killed a chutney. Ya bleedin' birk.
24   wasted a sex slave   Oh bondage, up yours!
24   slew a roomba        Beep Boop. Bastard.
160  neutralized a spamme Your quest for perfect hair must go on.
400  dispatched an abom c Found an abom citizen and dispatched it.
400  neutralized an exter Found an exterminator and neutralized it.
160  snuffed a crackfiend Found a crackfiend and snuffed it.
80   snuffed a chud minio Found a chud minion and snuffed it.
24   neutralized a terrif Found a terrified geologist and neutralized it.
24   executed a terrified This is the only reason anyone ever signs this contract.
400  offed a mall boomer  Found a mall boomer zombie and offed it.
72   executed a projects  Found a projects thug and executed it.
32   uprooted an ivy patc Found a psychic plant and uprooted it.
320  offed an enforcer dr Found an enforcer droid and offed it.
24   wasted a crazy preac Found a crazy preacher and wasted it.
40   murdered a necropoli Found a necropolis spectre and murdered it.
224  snuffed a suicide bo Found a suicide bomber with a parachute and snuffed it.
224  dispatched a suicide Found a suicide bomber and dispatched it.
400  murdered a karnivore Found a karnivore soldier and murdered it.
24   slew a gangland sold Found a gangland soldier and slew it.
240  dispatched a chupaca We thought he was a gonner.
24   wasted a corpsegrind Found a corpsegrinder and wasted it.
0    murdered a player co Found a player companion and murdered it.
0    wasted a cat         Found a cat and wasted it.
0    murdered a rat       Found a rat and murdered it.
75   neutralized a DeadKn Found a DeadKnight and neutralized it.
24   slew a little rat    Found a little rat and slew it.
400  dispatched a gay spa Found a gay space water hydra and dispatched it.
400  executed an arachno  Found an arachno queen and executed it.
24   murdered a squad hid Found a squad hideous freak and murdered it.
24   slew a squad abomina Found a squad abomination and slew it.
24   neutralized a reject Found a rejected clone and neutralized it.
400  killed a blackfur ye Found a blackfur yeti and killed it.
160  offed an otaku minib Found an otaku miniboss and offed it.
24   neutralized a hippy  This is what I think about your love and peace.
400  slew a sky pirate    Found a sky pirate and slew it.
24   snuffed a CSS roughn Found a CSS roughneck and snuffed it.
96   neutralized a chotak Fishmen crave honour / Find only death and terror / The samurai's way...
300  executed a chogun    Showed a chogun the meaning of total war.
0    wasted a teacup chud Found a teacup chud and wasted it.
400  wasted a Tardboy     Found a Tardboy and wasted it.
160  neutralized a crack  Found a crack imp and neutralized it.
24   wasted a jungle vipe Found a jungle viper and wasted it.
72   dispatched an irradi Found an irradiated chud minion and dispatched it.
40   slew a sleeper       Found a sleeper and slew it.
You've had 255/355 species killed, for 41633/52308 XP.

Travels

Unique XP awards you've earned:
75   visited the cave complex
75   visited the sewers
50   visited the shoreline
50   visited gangland
75   found the chemical plant
75   found the country road
75   explored Edith's house
75   explored the abandoned highway
75   discovered phil's diner
75   visited the village of lurleen
75   explored the Lurleen estates
75   found the mountain pass
75   visited the acres
75   visited remote church
60   discovered the crater rim
75   explored the wasteland
75   discovered the bradbury basement
50   visited final rest home
50   found st God's memorial hospital
75   reached lanyard court fire station
75   explored the sharpton projects - exterior
75   discovered the toxic dump
75   visited the north beach
75   visited the mall
75   visited vault 4
75   reached glowstiller
75   visited maas-neotek
75   found the decrepit farmhouse
75   explored Weyland-utani building
75   explored the weezer village
75   visited haaskel dormitory
75   found weezer dam
75   explored the adamant canyon east
75   visited the open prairie
75   found kakuri island
75   discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor
75   visited our dear lady of lust
75   discovered the nukem academy
75   explored warehouse
25   discovered the bombed-out building
75   found sharpton interior
75   explored the maze
75   visited the subway tunnels
75   found new clearwater
75   visited the glass mesa
75   reached the sea of dunes
75   discovered Fry's
75   explored spaceorg HQ
75   visited the new clearwater sewer system
75   investigated diablo seco
75   visited birchwood
75   discovered the suburban home
75   visited 990 lambda way
100  explored birchwood heights
75   discovered the bay of freedom
75   discovered the maas subway
75   discovered the watery fissure
75   reached the death adder ravine
75   reached the star field
75   discovered the mountainside
75   found devil's towers
75   discovered the ashen valley
100  climbed on mount fisty
75   reached the screaming chasm
75   discovered the bose-warwick planetarium
75   found the gulf of stockton
1    achieved nirvana
75   explored the takotech ruins
75   found the underground mine
75   reached the ocean cliffs
75   discovered botany bay
75   found the rodger young
75   visited the underground river
75   found kakuri monastery, basement
75   discovered the canyon's depths
75   found the aphotic grotto
75   reached the crashed C130V
75   visited the crater forest
75   found the foggy clearing
75   discovered the colossus silo
75   explored the luskentyre plateau
75   discovered the luskentryan mansion
100  found the adamant canyon west
150  found the necropolis gate
75   discovered the sub-sewers
125  went to hell
100  visited the refinery
75   reached Coventry island
125  found stormfront island
75   visited the exxon valdez
75   explored the southern necropolis
75   reached the screamer base
75   visited the hellbore
75   explored the sealab
100  discovered the dragon hideout
75   explored the camp carcinoma
75   explored the carcinoma sewers
75   visited the subterranean colony
75   visited the cave of all souls
75   discovered the cube
75   found the hamner observatory
75   visited the underground jerkway
75   found the camp benjamin
75   explored the berkeley psychic institute
75   explored the LB3
100  found the necropolis 'el'
75   discovered the necropolis floodplain
75   found the necropolis' heart
75   found the tortuga island
75   visited the Beneath Tortuga
75   discovered shipwreck cove
75   reached the pirate ship
75   landed at macero
75   reached the pitcairn island
75   found the forest trail
75   visited the avilon island
75   found the Jungle Hideout
75   explored the skullcano!
75   visited Axon Broadcasting Station
75   visited the labyrinth
75   reached the house of leaves
200  boarded the Das Kochenhammer
75   visited the sky
75   visited the dam interior
75   explored the birdshit palace
75   visited the skydock
125  went to heaven
75   visited spaaaaaaaaaaace
75   reached mare solitudinis
75   reached the space above the moon
75   found the the weebway
75   visited the sealab
You've had 132/185 places explored, for 10161/14011 XP.