DERMATOLOGISTS LOVE THIS GUY.
HOW ONE MIDDLE-AGED FREAK EARNED UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
WHO ARE YOU?
A DOCTOR.
WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS
THIS AND THAT.
WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY HEALTH?
I AM CATHOLIC.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
DROWNED NOW.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE?
BARBECUE SAUCE.
DO YOU EAT WORMS?
YES.
CAN I CALL YOU DADDY?
I DON'T CARE.
WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY ADVANCES?
I HAD THE MARK OF CAIN PERMANENTLY SEALED.
CONSIDER THE SAME.