Who are you?

A doctor. A crafter. A pedagogue. A Catholic. A freak and a murderer, too, tee hee! Oh, and a CEO of MEME.

How old are you?

Sufficiently.

Where are you from?

I thought here...but no. Somewhere else, tide-taken.

What are your credentials?

A worm shelters in my skull. In my heart, a lambent flame. Or a dove. Or a gust of wind. They inform my judgment. They guide my hand.

And you charge...?

Nothing, usually. Not for tuition, medical treatment, or crafts.

I don't like that. Really, what can I do in return?

Pay if owing stings. Or provide material. For your desired object(s) or my endeavors towards bigger numbers.

Can I call you daddy?

Sure. But don't think it does anything for me. I had the Mark of Cain sealed upon reentry and have otherwise vowed my monogamous eternity.

Have any other fatherly advice?

SHOP MEME.

Too expensive? Talk to Taracair or viper. They're amenable to haggling.