WHO ARE YOU?

A DOCTOR.

WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS

THIS AND THAT.

WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY HEALTH?

I AM CATHOLIC.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

OLD ENOUGH.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

SHIT'S GONE, TIDE-TAKEN.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE?

BARBECUE SAUCE.

DO YOU EAT WORMS?

YES.

CAN I CALL YOU DADDY?

I DON'T CARE.

WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY ADVANCES?

I HAD THE MARK OF CAIN PERMANENTLY SEALED. AND, I AM HAPPILY, MONOGAMOUSLY MARRIED.